If there is any luck maybe this piratical quest will be less educational than the last one. I am on the Isle of Misfortune today. Doing favours for pirates because I am being extorted by the pirate queen, Xenia. She’s just going to tell me my mom got on a boat and went to some other undisclosed location, isn’t she? I will have run out of clues at this point. Read More
Finally: Korinth Recap: Having acquired the feather from that rando lady aka: Athena 4 real, nobody can convince me otherwise, it is now time to see what is the next quest on the agenda! I am off to the Porneion district in Korinth to visit some hetaerae as instructed. Anthousa is my contact, so let’s go find her! I Read More
It is that time again. Time to do battle over in Hephaistos’s molten island. To what end? I don’t know, because this old lady asked us to I guess. Let us put and end to this quest and see what’s up. Unfortunately, there are no fast travel points anywhere near this island, so off to Read More
We are back! Not months and months later for once! Right now, I am questless, so it’s time to search out some more exclamation points and question marks! I find a temple of Posiden which is right next to some dudes practicing thier long jump, which is more like a hop. Are they training for the Read More
Today I do Everything Twice OK, so, Murdery VonTaxation’s name is actually Podarkes, and no, I have not deposed him yet. I’m still helping Kyra with that, and I will now spell her name correctly! Her plan is to steal the national treasure and weaken his forces. She takes me to the fort where the Read More
I Know, I know, It’s Been 84 Years, etc… Note: I wrote this one well before the holidays and am just now getting to posting, for the record! We’re out to help Kleon today now that they Symposium is over! Let’s see what kind of job he has to offer. Probably not the drunken orgies Read More
Everybody Wants to Rule the World Well, here we are at the temple with the Kingfisher and his dagger thugs. Agapios realizes his bro is around the bend when he starts going on about world domination and how his bro is weak. Agapios thinks some people just want to live in the world and not Read More
and More Bears First a little catch-up on what I’ve been up to as Alexios the mercenary. First, we set sail from the island of Achillies after having attempted a conquest battle and failed it about a bajillion (the official number) times. I fight for Sparta; I die. I fight for Athens; I die. Also, Read More
So Many Bears So, here we are, post night at the Doctor’s abode. I feel like clearing some more ??? instead of doing any relevant questing, so I head for the nearest one. All is fine and dandy until I reach the ? and find–a Bear cave. Full of bears. Also, a soldier is chasing Read More
Catching Up With Assassin’s Creed Well, I’ve never done a write up of my gaming nonsense, but I might as well start somewhere. Got to get those writer fingers a-writing again. As always, Spoilers abound. We start off in modern times, the two — archaeologist? women whose names I don’t remember are stepping into the Read More
